hell yeah...stole this from cameltoe.org!

Cuntry divided
East versus West in Toe Land
Bush torn between sides.

buildworld takes too long
slow GCC compiler
faster comp needed

This is dedicated to the Harry Potter lovers around here:

Justin and Kelly
They have read Harry Potter
All faggot losers

Cassondra loves me
her panties are always wet
when she thinks of me

libido failing
old age and stress kicked my ass
somebody blow me!

I listen to rock
"Bling, bling" can eat my asshole
rap is now disco

Mario got canned
they forced a resignation
he's now free from hell

Firewall stopped us
There will be no more chatting
Until DSL

-Firewalled Mario

<PitBu||> Yo-yo in your pants
<PitBu||> Or just happy to see me?
<PitBu||> Pick-up line needs work.

<PitBu||> Zip the fly tightly
<PitBu||> Feel the crease define your lips
<PitBu||> Denim tells no lies.

<PitBu||> What's a camel toe?
<PitBu||> A slice of pie on both sides.
<PitBu||> Fabric in between

<PitBu||> camel toe haikus
<PitBu||> Longitudinal
<PitBu||> Vagination. Pants part her
<PitBu||> Groin fro - Camel toe.
<PitBu||> Twin islands rising
<PitBu||> in a sliding Spandex sea.
<PitBu||> Land ho, camel toe!

<DaRoach> here, have some good weed! / would you like a beer? sum rum? / see, I AINT JEWISH!

<DaRoach> once, there was a man / he deep dicked chicks from japan / wish i was that man

<DaRoach> once, there was this chick / all day long, she just sucked dick / wish i was that
man

<DaRoach> i hate the 80s / the 80s produced gayfags / like the julia

<Bascha> dont' you make me mad / you will regret it deeply / i pout with both lips

<DaRoach> fuck you while im mad / fuck your mouth while i am sad / dick is hard. lets go!

<Bascha> since i am the boss / conference room mar and dave! / time for HUD action

<fukdis> that sounds good to me / leave mario out of it / no gayfags allowed

<DaRoach> hud hud hud hud hud / *thud* oops, the hud hit the desk / um, didn't say
stop...

<Bascha> you make me hit desk? / brace yourself for the impact / me take junk with teeth

<PitBu||> show me your tittie / NOW, you dirty little whore / i'll pimp slap yo ass!

<DaRoach> sierra jacked off / his climax was great. uh oh! / his shoulder popped. ouch!

<Bascha> ugh ooga ooga / hence electrification / where art thou therefore

<cassondra> my dad is real old / i will put him in a home / throw baby carrots

<DaRoach> fukdis likes to drop / daroach likes his mary jane / bascha's a drunk ho

<DaRoach> your mother sucks cock / i paid three cents, she swallowed / like mother like son

<DaRoach> Anal sex is best / Especially with cousins. / Isn't that right, John?

<awaken> nobody knew why / mario had so much fun / with his mother's clit

<fukdis> work is for suckers
<fukdis> lets go outside and play tag
<fukdis> loser gets fucked hard

<Bascha> when i go play tag
<Bascha> losers get fucked really hard?
<Bascha> then i always lose!

<awaken> mario's mean, man / boobies are for the squeezing / just share your woman

<DaRoach> john is way too broke / julia's boobies are mine / dry hump your pillow

<DaRoach> thwap thwap on the butt / my pubes tickle your anus / sheep can giggle too

<awaken> i'd like to see you / because my dicks in your throat / and we haven't met

<DaRoach> was that you last night? in my room, sniffing my crotch? Damn it john, get away!

<awaken> if only it were / mario's got a wedgie. /  my dick is throttled

<DaRoach> john drinks my urine / get out of my toilet, john! / Why are your lips brown?

john thinks he is hot
red on head like dick on dog
keep masturbating

<DaRoach> shut the fuck up, bitch.
get my coffee and make pie.
clean my mustard stain!

<DaRoach> johns dick is tiny.
He hides it behind skittles.
Taste the rainbow, John?

<awaken> i've got one huge dick.
it's like a massive carrot. 
are you a rabbit?

i ram cock in you
you lay there and take it, ho
take it and then leave

i have a headache
but i dont stop drinking booze
fuck that AA shit

geeks watching thumbwars
order DVD's online
they don't go outside

i hate stupid geeks
alcoholic Dave
kicks their lilly ass

David is crying.
Someone deleted his porn.
"Where the poonany!?"

There was this one chick.
And her name was Julia.
SHE WAS A LOUD HO.

Jamey you big whore.
Stop molesting the children.
The blood won't come out.

Mario, you suck
Stop playing that Warcraft shit
Damn geeky bastard

<PitBu||> her mouth takes me whole 
<PitBu||> eyes roll back with every suck
<PitBu||> mmph mmph mmph mmph *splooooge*

<@DaRoach> Haiku about weed.
<@DaRoach> Smoking makes me think more good.
<@DaRoach> Puff Puff Pass, you bitch.

<PitBu||> her cootch smells of fish
<PitBu||> i think i need to shower
<PitBu||> my dork just fell off

<DaRoach> so then there i was
<DaRoach> fucking this chick in the mouth
<DaRoach> mmph mmph said the chick

<DaRoach> HAIKU
<DaRoach> she takes it in ass
<DaRoach> moans like an irish banshee
<DaRoach> scream girly. scream.

<DaRoach> julia's haiku
<DaRoach> no virginity
<DaRoach> a fat wiccan german took
<DaRoach> it from me. SO SMARR

<DaRoach> i got drunk and laid
<DaRoach> i know not who i slept with
<DaRoach> the smell is olave
<DaRoach> -Julia Drinks too much