<DarkDawg> meet kelly yet?
<fuzzycats> yeah he's here!!!
<awaken> trolan?
<fuzzycats> i'm going to get him to get online somehow
<fuzzycats> ya
<Xplosiv> kelly's showing her what an intern is supposed to do

<prine_> hi
<prine_> i'm sierra
<prine_> if someone in here doesn't know me. 
<Trolan> he's a dork
<prine_> i'm not a dork. 
<prine_> godamnit
<Trolan> he's a dork

<fwee> spaceshuttle atlantis has lifted off!
<DarkDawg> coo
<DarkDawg> where too?
<Neff-> they have pictures?
<fwee> space..

* shitted mounts Valentena
<Valentena> oh baby.
<shitted> have you ever tried the rodeo position
<Valentena> I knew I came in here for a reason
<Trolan> a very little reason, but one nonetheless, eh?

<Neff-> shitted: ALL GAY PEOPLE WATCH GILMORE GIRLS AND CONAN O'BRIEN
<shitted> hey fuck you
<shitted> gilmore girls is a great show
<shitted> shit
<shitted> no it's not

<fwee> ati increases your penis size tho
<shitted> no it doesn't
<shitted> not for me anyway
<Trolan> just what chickey wants, and shitted needs.
<chickey> what if you don't have a penis?
<shitted> it increases it anyway
<fwee> it increases the odds of getting on in the mouth
<fwee> =P
<chickey> oh
<fwee> other penises will become more attracted to you

<Trolan> yeah, there's a beep for bad ram, bad vid, and some others
<jaco> i tried two cards, i was like fookit, i'll try the ram and proc tomorrow
<jaco> ya, this is using voice messages tho
<jaco> it'll say "you're ram is shit dude"
<Trolan> oh boy
<Trolan> one of the new talkies

<awaken> disco
<awaken> i had a 4some
<awaken> with 3 guys and 1 girl
<awaken> once
<DiscoDog> hah
<awaken> and it really sucked
<DiscoDog> hahaahahaha

<J|lly> here is my advice take it as you like if a girl is foaming at the mouth DON'T
FUCK HER

<Trolan> bbiaf, time for the ol' in 'n' out
<cassondra> trolan is gone having sex?
<Trolan> no, it's a burger place.
<cassondra> oh :-)
<Trolan> in 'n' out burger
<Boss--> I dunno, but if he is, I wouldn't say "bbiaf"
<Trolan> well, bbiaf would also work.  be back immediately after fucking

<prine> oh lord jesus, i found myself in a gay bar tonight. The next thing I know some guy
named Scott is hitting on me. I don't think I'll be going back to Mr Lucky's
<awaken> hahahah
<awaken> so
<awaken> how long were you in the bar
<awaken> after realizing it was a gay bar

Alright,
Since you bastards aren't qouting I'm gonna use this shit blog style. I added new photos
to the Misc. Photos area, they are labaled and imaged but I add in the text by hand. Make'sem
classy. Order you mixes today!

I MISS ALL YOU FUCKERS!  :(  YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL DYING WITHOUT US!

<Trolan> yeah, pipeweed
<shitted> haha
<cassondra> hehe
<Trolan> and it doesn't burn like tobacco when they light it.
<cassondra> they say "hmm, this is some good weed"
<cassondra> "yeah, hohoho"
<Trolan> it's got them blowing ships out of smoke, it is good weed
<Trolan> especially as they'd only hit it once or twice.

<DaRoach> HEY, I CAN'T IRC. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE QUOTES AT!?
          I mean, FUCK. JUST POST SOME SHIT. AND THEN GO TO
          http://www.daroach.net .... FUCK

<Trolan> take a job working HUD at the White Swallow
<DarkDawg> i am going too

<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out?
<Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long, excpet the guy who coded it
needs to be shot.
<Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN
<darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?

<DarkDawg> damn it
<DarkDawg> i'm never going to get this box up and running
<chickey> you should just pay kelly to do it
* DarkDawg is too scared to install BSD by himself
<chickey> cuz you're right, you'll never get it done
<DarkDawg> katia: that;s the thing
<DarkDawg> he can;t connect
<DarkDawg> if he connects to my box, the connection dies
<chickey> what connection?
<DarkDawg> internet
* kie hasn't had a connection to her box in a while... hope it isn't dead!

<Bascha> john!
<Bascha> look
<Bascha> it's my butt
<awaken> shitted aint on
<Bascha> http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/userg/images/1025249209.shtml
<awaken> you have an awesome butt
<PitBu||> you have a size 37 butthole?
<PitBu||> impressive
<Bascha> hahahahaha

<DarkDawg> what is a wireless antena?
<PitBu||> an antenna...without a wire
<PitBu||> duh
<DarkDawg> hmm
<DarkDawg> alright

<Bascha> she said everyone else will be staying where they are
<Bascha> so i don't know what's up with that
<Boss--> where do you work?
<Trolan> she works in mario's lap
<Trolan> needless to say, she's still looking
<Boss--> ahh
<Bascha> hahahahahahaha

<@DaRoach> isn't there a joke about a hooker who accepts credit cards
<@DaRoach> and some guy tries to run the card through her ass crack?
<@Bascha> shut up!
<@Bascha> damn
<@Bascha> now i'm all hungry and shit

<DaRoach> my penis is large / how large is it, did you ask? / Open wide, you'll see!

<DarkDawg> people are just stupid
<DarkDawg> like all the parents who cry about stupid stuff, when they should be watching there
fucking kid
<DarkDawg> 'my kid killed a girl cause he watched wrestling'
<DarkDawg> where were you?
<DarkDawg> 'up stairs asleep, and when i herd her scream i told her to shut the fuck
up'
<fukdis> 'because wrasslin was on'
<DarkDawg> no
<fukdis> yes
<DarkDawg> no
<DarkDawg> this was a FL
<DarkDawg> case
<fukdis> its all the WWE's fault
<DarkDawg> where a 7 year old killed a 3 year old
<DarkDawg> no it isn;t
<fukdis> while the parents were watching wrasslin
<DarkDawg> it;s the bitch who was not watching the kids
<fukdis> the bitch was watching wrasslin
<DarkDawg> no she wasn;t
<fukdis> justin: stop being a moron. i'm joking
<DarkDawg> go read the fucking case before you make yourself sound like a bigger idiot then me

<awaken> dude
<awaken> im talking to this girl
<awaken> who looks like this guy i hung out with when i was 12
<awaken> its kind of scary

<@DaRoach> ladidadi, we're awfully slotty, we don't ever say no, that don't
bother nobody we're... just some sluts who on the mike
<@DaRoach> and when we bob upon the Mike, we slob the mike *riiiight*

<@DaRoach> Julia's hand smells like vagina
<@DaRoach> looks like someones been trying to get a raise
<@Bascha> :(
<@Bascha> fuck you

<fukdis> aww. jermain dupree is wearing a shirt with lisa lopes on the front
<fukdis> i think i'm gonna cry or something
<fukdis> maybe i'll masturbate instead
<fukdis> or as well

<FizGiggle> I wanna be an asshole on IRC when I grow up
<DaRoach> you can't be an asshole
<DaRoach> you can be a bitch
<DaRoach> or a faerie like neff

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\   |   /   GEEKY SHIT!
 \  |  /    DELETE IT!
  \ | /       DO IT!
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    V

<from ICQ>

Elf: When I mentioned the micro-black holes to my dad and showed him the article, he just kind of
looked at me for a while then said, "Great.  The most destructive force in the universe, and
they're proud to create one."
Gallomimia: yeah... that's funny actually. 
Gallomimia: i wouldn't someone thinks about it. 
Elf: I can immagine the last picture those scientists made.  Not unlike the one taken of the guys
running around in the field after the first nuclear bomb went off.
Elf: They're grinning and pointing at the black hole they just made.
Elf: heh
Elf: "It's perfectly safe!  Look!"
Elf: *poof*
Gallomimia: oops. shit. 
Elf: Sorry Jerry, didn't mean to push you into that...
Elf: Ok guys, just a note.  No poking the black holes.
Gallomimia: CRITICAL MASS! 
Elf: *piff*  There goes Earth.
Gallomimia: and the sun... 
Elf: The orbiting shuttle tries communicating, "Uhhhh...Houston?"
Gallomimia: and now we have a binary galaxy 
Gallomimia: "why are you all the size of a pin?" 

<fnord_> when i have sex, i like to use condoms with pictures of ben affleck's face

* DarkDawg is back, hi [TG]
<@DarkDawg> i fucking rule!
<@DaRoach> did you finally suck your own dick?

<@fukdis> haha
<@fukdis> lee smells like my grandma

<@PitBu||> mother mother fuck mother mother fuck
<@fukdis> drinkin beers beers beers
<@DaRoach> selling dope, smokin weed
<@fukdis> boffin whores, smokin crack
<@PitBu||> jerkin wang, smoking pole
<@PitBu||> er
<@Bascha> :(
<@DaRoach> uh
<@DaRoach> :(

<MissCongeniality> I
<MissCongeniality> AM
<MissCongeniality> JEEBUS
<MissCongeniality> PH33R M3

<draco> well DAMN
<draco> now THAT's skill
<Katy> What?
<im-a-ska-kinda-guy> what?
<trdknight> wha?
<draco> I fucked up my soup
<trdknight> LOL
<Katy> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<Lizzahy> How do you fuck up soup?
<trdknight> I actually laughted there.
<Katy> You have to be Draco.
<Lizzahy> xD
<draco> I've now managed to fuck up ramen soup.... and minute rice

<Boss--> A little wisdom. If women wouldn't swim in lakes, fish wouldn't stink

<@Trolan> I just have problems with nuke.  :)
<@Xplosiv> heh, nuke sites are completely configurable...it has a 'theme' system for
how the site looks, and you can even disable it so they can't change the theme...it's nice
for allowing 'user interaction'
<@DaRoach> or 'blunt ass sex'
[S+Z] Signoff: Trolan (I'm gone.)

<prine> ok, this fucking target ibuproffen better hurry up and do its fucking job
<DaRoach> someone smoke too much last night?
<prine> no
<prine> i have an injured shoulder
<DaRoach> someone jack off too much last night?

<fukdis> ahahah. i almost answered the phone "midget porn, how can i help you?"

<Bascha> cassondra is bi / i am fourty eight percent / we should meet some time
<Trolan> julia and cassie / videotaping required / sell many copies
<Bascha> i like the ta tas / even if you are a dike / i want to hump you
<fukdis> julia and cass / a weird match made in heaven / let me join in next
<Bascha> me and cass in charge / if david wants to join in / prepare to be pegged!!!
<Trolan> dave looking peaked / cass and julia packin / he'll walk funny now

<Kermy> hmm
<Trolan> uh oh, henry's thinking again
<Trolan> look out!

<DaRoach> Congratulations
<DarkDawg> for?
<DaRoach> sucking
<Trolan> thought that was your job

*** Trolan was kicked by Xplosiv (you are as dumb as a brick)
*** Trolan (trolan@adsl-63-198-190-47.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined #bye
* Xplosiv wins.
*** Xplosiv sets mode: +o Trolan
<Trolan> about the only time chris will ever win, except when it's just him and his hand

*** Xplosiv changes topic to 'alice is as dumb a fucking brick'
<DarkDawg`> who?
<DarkDawg`> or what
<Xplosiv> a lady we work with.
<Trolan> shouldn't it be 'dumb as a'
<Trolan> or should we add you to the topic too?

<DarkDawg`> the councler set me up with information to be a Electrical Engineer specialized in
computers
<Kermy1> heh
<Kermy1> only if you suddenly grow some brain cells
<DarkDawg`> henry
<DarkDawg`> STFU
<DarkDawg`> i have brain cells
<DarkDawg`> i just chose not use em

<fnord_> have you seen the philips hdtv?
<fnord_> circuit city nearly kicked me out for drooling on their floor

<Bascha> they look like my boobs
<Bascha> mostly
<DaRoach> um
<DaRoach> except
<DaRoach> smaller
<DaRoach> and whiter
<Trolan> well, so much for lunch

<PitBu||> mmmm pussy shits