<DarkDawg> Quale was not completly wrong

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<Bascha> !imdb your momma
<DaRoach> bots gone julia
<Bascha> damn it
* fnord_ helps julia down from the short bus

<_hAZE_> !imdb cunt
<Pedigree> Cunt Dykula (1993) ( http://us.imdb.com:80/Title?0221895 )
<DaRoach> AHAHA
<DaRoach> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
<_hAZE_> HAHAHHAHAH
<fnord_> ahhahah
<katia> hahaha

<DarkDawg> ok brb going to TRY and make dinner
<Bascha> justine, get back in the kitchen!
<Bascha> your suffle' is gonna burn
<Bascha> nancy ass
<fukdisguy> hahahaha
<johnny> :)
<fukdisguy> DONT BURN THE LASAGNA, MARY!
<Bascha> haha

<DarkDawg> hey dave: you ever make Lasnuna (god i really fucked THAT spelling up)

<fukdis> you know what else sucks?  when you work with a guy named dick and people say
"dick and dave" but it sounds like "dickindave"
<Acillatem> why you work with a guy named Nick and someone asks for "Nick or Joe" it
sounds like "N- Joe"
<fukdis> ahahaha
<fukdis> n- joe...
<Bascha> ahahaha

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<Bascha> hi
<DaRoach> shitted i hate you!
<DaRoach> damn
<DaRoach> doesn't work

<Trolan> some vato almost ran into me.
<Trolan> he didn't seem to think 'Stop' applied to him
<DarkDawg> kelly: i saw soemthing liek that yesterday
<DarkDawg> this guy came flying up the exit, and alomost hit the car in front of him at the
red light
<DaRoach> was it you?

<DaRoach> ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o
<DaRoach> SPERM INVASION

<prine> i think i found my theme song. 
<DarkDawg> 'ass and titties'?
<prine> no
<DaRoach> "homothekthual paradise, by sir elton john"?

<fukdis> hey! some chick just said i was very fast.
<fukdis> :(

<DaRoach> What moment in your life do you think of as "The Best"? day i met kyla 
<DaRoach> What is your most embarassing moment? day i met kyla 
<DaRoach> What is the scariest moment? day i met kyla 
<DaRoach> justin's a kiss up bitch

<fukdisguy> i just realized something. chicks that have been on fear factor can never tell
their boyfriends they dont swallow

<Trolan> CyRobia (7:17:41 PM): godamnit
<Trolan> CyRobia (7:17:46 PM): chris fell asleep in my room.
<Trolan> TrolanKelly (7:18:11 PM): well sierra, that happens afterwards sometimes.

CyRobia: fuck
BaschaTheIt: what?
CyRobia: when chris falls asleep at 6:30, when does he usually wake up?!
BaschaTheIt: 2
CyRobia: GODAMNIT
BaschaTheIt: make the best of it
BaschaTheIt: cuddle up with him

<DaRoach> !translate cracker spic You are really insulting me. I am highly offended.
<DaRoach> "FUCK YOU HOMES, GIMME YOUR SHOES"

<Xplosiv> I THINK OF ANUS.

<DarkDawg> julia: take a chainsaw to his bed
<Bascha> have you seen that thing?
<Bascha> you do it!

<DarkDawg> sierra: why just '2 more'?
<prine> well
<prine> i'd wish for something i want... 
<prine> then another two wishes
<Trolan> ok, so 'a brain', and two more wishes

<@DaRoach> whipstain, if you follow me into this back room, justin will give you a blowjob
<WhipStain> DaRoach: excuse me?
<@DaRoach> HEHE
<@DarkDawg> fuck you
<@DaRoach> "he doesn't have tits, he aint my type"
<@DarkDawg> yea..
<@DarkDawg> er wait!
<@DarkDawg> fuck you!

<DaRoach> !imdb gay
<Pedigree> Gay Niggers from Outer Space (1992) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0274518 )
<Pedigree> User Rating: 6.2/10 (170 votes) [**********]

<DarkDawg> bob: when you move, does that mean your servers are going down again?
<Trolan> since when did he have to move to cause that?  ;)

<PitBu||> <Xplosive> I HAVE A SMALL PENIS
<Xplosiv> i never said that, but i should have

<fukdis> not being bascha sucks
*** bascha is now known as Bascha
<Trolan> I'd think being bascha would suck more
<PitBu||> being bascha sucks just as bad
<Bascha> haha
<PitBu||> it's a double edged sword

* Bascha blasts the cars
<Trolan> now she's making 'music' from her butt
<shitted> i can play hot cross buns by farting

<Bascha> <PitBu||> mmmm....man titties
<DaRoach> man titties
<DaRoach> *gag*
<Trolan> hey, you got yourself a set mario.
<DaRoach> shut up
<DaRoach> skinny bitch
<DaRoach> before i slap you in the mouth with my dick
<Trolan> got toothpicks in the kitchen
<Bascha> haha

<DaRoach> telnet into home and send it from there
<PitBu||> that's what I'm doing beyotch :)
<johnny> :)
<DaRoach> johnny i hate you
<johnny> :(
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<DaRoach> YAY!
<PitBu||> die johnny ho bag bitch fucker

<Bascha> man i tell ya
<Bascha> it's just so astounding how amazing i am sometimes
<Bascha> ya know?
<Bascha> it's like i'm bursting with coolness
<Bascha> and i can't keep it all inside
<Bascha> ....
<Bascha> that's when i fart

<Boss--> is the vibrator stuck in the couch somewhere?
<Bascha> mario doesn't have a vibrator
<Xplosiv> uh
<Xplosiv> god damn
<Bascha> were you hoping?

<Bascha> mario
<Bascha> remember last night
<DaRoach> no, when was that?
<Bascha> when i was moving my arm really fast?
<Bascha> hehe
<Boss--> oh gawd

* DaRoach is back. eheheh [SZoff]
<@DaRoach> AHAHA
<@DaRoach> Julia just farted really fucking loud
<@DaRoach> and then goes "OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!"
<@DaRoach> and grabs my arm like shes at the dentists or some shit
<@DaRoach> and i was like "oh my fucking god, what the hell is wrong with you?"
<@Trolan> she deny it again?
<@DaRoach> and she goes "You've never pushed your cheeks together to make it
louder?" "Rarely, and when I do it sure as hell doesn't fucking hurt!"
<@DiscoDog> doesnt look like it
<@DaRoach> now she's asking for 'chocolate starfish bandaids"
<@DaRoach> She says she never farted when you were here
<@DaRoach> JESUS CHRIST
<@DaRoach> SHE DID IT AGAIN
<@Trolan> I recall a "*PFFFFT!*  OW!"
<@DaRoach> AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A TIRE DEFLATING
<@DaRoach> WITH A HOWLL OF PAING)(@#JKL!@#
* DaRoach takes cover
<@DaRoach> shes crying and holding her ass
<@DaRoach> talking abotu how she's suffering
<@Trolan> so plug her hole.  ;)

* prine trolan wanna check out my latest program? (its done and working)
<Trolan> not really.
<prine> oops
<prine> i meant msg
<prine> hehe
<prine> i can just copy it over to your dir on ozzie
<prine> got a spot i have write privl to?
<prine> cd /home/sierra
<Trolan> uhm, what part of not really didn't you understand?
<Trolan> the 'not' or the 'really'?

<prine> 41% lesbian
<prine> CARPET MUCNERH
<prine> i'm not doing an iq test high.. 
<prine> i'd get like 3 points
<prine> SHUT UP KELLY
<prine> SHUT UP

<hasgudpot> carpet muncher... 
<Bascha> yeah?
<hasgudpot> hi
<hasgudpot> what are you guys doing?
<Bascha> well we took a nap
<Bascha> then we both had a nightmare so we woke up
<hasgudpot> a "nap"
<hasgudpot> a "nightmare"
<Bascha> i am updtating my profile and mario's playing his game till he finds the next
save spot
<Bascha> then we gonna probably make something to eat and stuff
* hasgudpot runs 'nap' and 'nightmare' through his hidden word finder
<Bascha> hahahha
<hasgudpot> Results:
<Bascha> shut up
<hasgudpot> nap: sex
<Bascha> orgasm
<hasgudpot> nightmare: orgasm
<Bascha> hahahaha

<Bewkie> holy fuck
<SonicRaT> bewkie
<SonicRaT> is that what the catholic preists call it?

<@Boss--> On the news this morning they said a 12 yr old girl got flashed in
          an elevator. He didn't get away with it tho. She grabbed his zipper
          and zipped him up, HARD. He lost blood.

*** prine changes topic to 'Come see justin takeing a picture of my ass before he fucks me:
http://www.fukdis.com/fukdis/images/gotcha_jpg.jpg'

<Timey> omg
<Timey> omg
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<DaRoach> timeyscoming
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<Timey> fucking
<fukdis> damn, i'm hard now
* fukdis gets creepy, xplosiv style

<Xplosiv> i'm reading email that tells me how to get a bigger penis
<Xplosiv> that is more important than all of you

<DaRoach> i don't talk to customers, i suck their dicks in my head

<@Bascha> This book has one excellent usage:as a gag gift for friends who need
          a laugh. The author's desire to extract meaning from a coloring book
          of vulvas reflects an obsession for something based on a childhood
          activity combined with an otherwise meaningless existence. How about
          a coloring book of toenail clippings, or hemhorroids? The brain is
          the sexual organ,and the author's infantile and sophomoric expose of
          her own sexuality can only reflect one fact...
<@Bascha> i do not fart!

<_hAZE_> Big mouth.
<_hAZE_> You should be the one sucking dick, not her.
<DaRoach> I've got a dick
<DaRoach> i.e. she sucks it
<Bascha> i don't know what you're talking about
<Bascha> i'm still a virgin
<PitBu||> HAHA
<DaRoach> down there maybe
<Bascha> i just kiss and neck
<DaRoach> and suck
<PitBu||> and blow
<Bascha> and one time i put my hand down your pants, but it was all squishy
<Bascha> like a big worm
<PitBu||> um
<_hAZE_> Hahha
<Bascha> and then it morphed into a hot flesh rod
<DaRoach> youre weird
<DaRoach> can you move out before i get home?
<Bascha> i was scared
<PitBu||> um
<PitBu||> stop it please
* _hAZE_ waves his hot flesh rod around
<Bascha> ahahaha
<Bascha> oh!
<Bascha> you mean when you ask if i wanna play hungry hippo?
<Bascha> oh yeah yeah!
<Bascha> i love that game
<Bascha> cept if i miss too many times, i end up with a fat rbuise on my forehead so...
<Bascha> but mario says practice makes perfect

<DaRoach> i'd have said shit
<DaRoach> but i have a warrant
<DaRoach> They dont like people from boonville/philo spreading outside of anderson valley
<DaRoach> so cops pick us up and drag us back there like internal deportation
<fukdis> "we got an APB on a boonville beaner..."
<prine> yeah, you leave there and you get an automatic warrent for your arrest and immediate
return to sheep fucking land. 
<DaRoach> "SHIT, HE'S RUNNING. GET OUT THE DART GUN!"
<DaRoach> then that crocodile hunter would show up
<DaRoach> "Now wut um gon' do 'ere is put  dis 'ere trankwalizah into
'is backside!"
<DaRoach> "nevah evah handle a beanah in dis mannah"
<DaRoach> "CRIKEY, IT BIT ME"
<fukdis> thats automatic rabies
<DaRoach> it can make you a rabbid spic
<Boss--> I wouldn't put it past Chris to try and mate with a croc
<DaRoach> crocodile olave
<DaRoach> "Side affects may also include: Addiction to marijuana, craving to pick fruit
from trees and put them in a box, craving for jobs you are unqualified for, bad english, abuse of
the words Homes, Vato, and Essay, and deportation."
<DaRoach> thats like a cold pill commercial
<Boss--> is there a cure?  radical anti-beano therapy or something?
<DaRoach> "Anquita can cure any vaginal infection after three days (People walking around
in background looking happy and shit). Side affect may include: Heart trouble, Emphazima, Arthritus,
Cancer, Stomache cramps, Headaches, Severe bloating, Running nose, sore throat, large itchy rashes,
internal bleeding, lepracy, homosexuality, frost bite, PMS, random sex changes, hair loss, or death.
If any of these symptoms accure, contact a doctor about continued use."

<fukdis> if this shit happens again, i'm walking over to my boss, handing him my security
badge (or paying $40 for it) and walking the fuck out
<Bascha> hey!  dave will you do something for me?  this is a big favor!
<Bascha> when you leave there, i want to  you do the jefferson strut out the door
<Bascha> i'm serious!  for all of us fuckers!
<Bascha> it'll be like *sobs* a little peice of all of us being there with you
<fukdis> hahaha
<fukdis> ok i'll do that shit
<DaRoach> 'Listen up, yo! Dis shat be wicked, and you don't got no DR in dis house
to wig out, bitch. PEACE IM OUT'
<DaRoach> and then throw down a pencil like its a mic, and just walk out lookin' pissed
<Bascha> hahahaha
<DaRoach> dude i gotta get up there with a camera
<DaRoach> i'll put that shit in slo-mo with some triumphant music, like chariots of fire
or something
<DaRoach> i'll zoom in on employees as they cry because their nuts are stapled to the
desks and they can't quit
<DaRoach> then you should stop at the door, turn around and jump up and throw your hand in the
air
<DaRoach> like the end of breakfast club
<fukdis> haha
<DaRoach> and i'll freeze on that shit and fade out
<fukdis> "FUCK YOUS GUYS!!!!"
<Bascha> hahaha
<DaRoach> i'll get a recording from you
<DaRoach> we can voice over like wonder years
<fukdis> no, i'm gonna walk out and find the last guy before the door and say
"who's the smart one now, ya dirty sheep fucker!"
<DaRoach> "I didn't really know what to expect as I walked out of the office
Jefferson style that afternoon. But I knew I had found the respect of my peers..."
<DaRoach> and then kick up "What... would you do...if I sang out of tune..."  while
you walked out the door.
<Bascha> 'and as i left that day, with my head held high, and my whole life ahead of
me...i realised something.  hp can take your life, they can take your freedom, but they will never
take my boner.'
<fukdis> I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY BONER!
<Bascha> hahahahaha
<fukdis> (thanks to viagra)
*** DaRoach changes topic to '<@fukdis> I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY BONER!'

<prine> "it's bagel time!" 
* prine does a hammer dance
<prine> o/~ its bagel time... na na NA...oh yeah, its bagel time o/~

* fwee gives mario a pearl necklace
* fukdis drinks a pabst blue ribbon
<DaRoach> uh
* DaRoach gives fwee two black eyes
<DaRoach> I told you twice, bitch
<fwee> hehe
<fukdis> was one of those black eyes formerly his brown eye?
<DaRoach> uh, dude
<DaRoach> thats just nasty

* DiscoDog points at 598
<DiscoDog> *squick squick* UHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN UHNNNNNNNNN AWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<DiscoDog> heheh
<jaco> hahaah
<jaco> .me rties too ytpe wiutg uvw habd'

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<Elshar> So that's why he was nailed to a tree.. No wonder :P

<shitted> DaRoach
<DaRoach> Sup?
<shitted> do americans work at the 7-11s in Pakistan?

(@fukdis) "beaner disease is known to cause a darkening of the skin, loss of money and
unintelligable speach. a very serious disease indeed."